How do you write "wipe your butt" and "wash your hands" in japanese?

I want to create a humorous %26quot;haiku%26quot; type banner for the bathroom...|||wipe your butt


おしりを拭きなさい


oshiri wo fukinasai





wash your hands


手を洗いなさい


te wo arainasai





composition:


おしり(oshiri) = buttock


拭きなさい(fukinasai) - an imparative form of 拭く(fuku) = wipe


手(te) = hand[s]


洗いなさい(arainasai) - an imparative form of 洗う(arau) = wash





If you say these politely, then:


おしりを拭いてください


oshiri wo fukite kudasai


手を洗ってください


te wo aratte kudasai|||ワイプ 御主人 butt = wipe your butt


wash 御主人 ホールドアップ = wash your hands|||I don%26#039;t know %26quot;butt%26quot;. I suppose it means butter.





Wipe your butt.


バターを拭きなさい。


- Bah-tah-ah woh fuh-kih nah-sah-ih.





bah-tah-ah = butter


fuh-kih nah-sah-ih = to wipe (imperative form)





Wash your hands.


手を洗いなさい。


- Teh woh ah-rah-ih nah-sah-ih.





teh = a hand, hands


ah-rah-ih nah-sah-ih = to wash (imperative)





I%26#039;m afraid I don%26#039;t have talent to make/understand Hah-ih-kuh which is too hard. I just put Japanese words against your English text.|||あなたのバットを拭きなさい


あなたの手を洗浄しなさい|||hmm, an english to japanese translator, google it.